PULP-O-MIZER: the custom pulp magazine cover generator

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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual

	Text Area #1 Now Loading.... Text Area #2 Now Loading.... Text Area #3 Now Loading.... Text Area #4 Now Loading.... Text Area #5 Now Loading.... Text Area #6 Now Loading.... Pulp Science Fiction Titles Now Loading.... Colors & Gradients Now Loading.... Decorative Backgrounds Now Loading.... Skies & Stars Now Loading.... Aerial Scenes Now Loading.... Landscapes & Outdoor Scenes Now Loading.... Interior Scenes Now Loading.... Single Characters Now Loading.... Groups of Characters Now Loading.... Rockets & Space Ships Now Loading.... Other Vehicles of the Retro Future Now Loading.... Holidays & Occasions Now Loading.... Save the settings for your cover Load a saved cover Export cover settings Exported settings can be shared with other Pulp-O-Mizer operators. You can also use exports to move your saved covers from one device to another. Different browsers render text differently, so there may be variations when your data is imported by another device. Import cover settings Paste your export data into the box below. Incorrect or incomplete data will cause unpredictable results. Explosions are exciting, but infrequent. Pulp-O-Mizer Presets Presets are examples that show how you can use the Text Area settings to create type effects. Pulp-O-Mizer Preset: Alternating Lines Load this Preset Pulp-O-Mizer Preset: Contoured Text Load this Preset Pulp-O-Mizer Preset: Outlined Text Load this Preset Pulp-O-Mizer Preset: Bevelled Text Load this Preset Pulp-O-Mizer Preset: Mix and Match Type Load this Preset Rectangle (332 by 508 pixels) Facebook Square (508 by 508 pixels) The rectangular cover images are a great choice for your blog posts, discussion boards, Twitter, and pretty much anything else... except for Facebook. For Facebook you should select one of the Square options (a square on a white background, or a square on black). Facebook does cruel and unusual things to the rectangular images, but the square cover images have been raised in hardened circumstances and trained to withstand torture. So they'll be all right. Internet Explorer users and some Mobile Device users may have problems when trying to save images. Find out how to fix that in the Pulp-O-Mizer User's Guide. T-Shirts orders are fulfilled by Spreadshirt. They use their own shopping cart, so orders for shirts can't be combined with orders for the other products. They'll be billed and shipped only with other T-shirts. fnord 12" x 18" Poster: $14.95 Coffee Mugs: starting at $16.95 Universal iPad Case by Caseable: $49.95 Memo Notebook: $10.95 Cards / Invitations: $3.95 (as low as $2.05 in bulk!) Flyers: $1.01; (as low as 56¢ in bulk!) More products: Postcards, Spiral Bound Notebooks, and 4x6" Flex Magnets. Cards, Postcards and Flyers can be customized with your own messages and images on the inside (for cards) or on the back (for flyers and postcards). Just click through to the product page and select "Customize It". Internet Explorer users and some Mobile Device users may have problems when creating products. Find out how to fix that in the Pulp-O-Mizer User's Guide. About the Products When you purchase your custom pulp magazine cover on a printed product, the reliable Pulp-O-Mizer cranks it up to high gear and - after a few seconds of groaning and sputtering - it spits out a high resolution image at (or even over) 300 pixels to the inch. The image is immediately transmitted across the sub aetheric waves, and, well! That's when things really get interesting. We entrust your orders to well trained, electrically motivated henchmen and henchwomen. When your order arrives at our hidden facility these henchpersons burst into action: the presses fly, the hamster wheels spin, the Interociter... well... we think it interocirates, sort of, and when all's done a high quality Pulp-O-Mized product flies out of its mysterious mechanism and is swept up, before it can escape, by the unflinching claws of our own patented Ship-O-Matic. But even now, the adventure has barely begun! Experienced, heroic* professionals who are all too familiar with the perils and pitfalls of deliveries stand ready to take your new Pulp-O-Mized product from our laboratory directly to your home address, in almost every nation on the Earth. These no-nonsense couriers are ready for anything!** So by entrusting us with your order for a custom Pulp-O-Mized product you are setting into motion a complex and sometimes deadly chain of events that is made possibly only by the experience, training, and dedication of an entire crowd of professionals. We salute them! * Heroism is assumed, but not guaranteed. ** Except for Mrs. Cake. Introduction: About the Pulp-O-Mizer Loading Manual... Browser Compatibility Loading Manual... Choosing your images Loading Manual... Adding and editing text Loading Manual... Save/Load, Export/Import, and Pulp-O-Mizer Presets Loading Manual... Creating a web resolution graphic Loading Manual... Troubleshooting Loading Manual... Pulp-O-Mizer Credits Loading Manual...